Top 5 Uses for the Koby
Posted on December 06 2016
What's the worst thing about going to the gym or pool? If you said "there not being enough people casually pretending to be working out and instead just taking selfies" you'd be wrong. (If that was your answer, Dante created a 10th "circle" just for you.) The correct answer is having to put your personal belongings in a locker that has been damp with other people's sweat since 1978. Cloth and fabric would just soak up the disgusting remnants of thousands of workouts. The Koby isn't made of cloth OR fabric. It's made of heavy duty silicone; which makes it great at keeping liquids out and personal belongings safe.
A.) Drop to your knees and curse the heavens with an overly dramatic fist shake towards the sky.
B.) Make a mental note not to tell your mom because "she knew this would happen."
C.) Open your backpack and pull out your Koby filled with repair tools.
D.) All of the above.
Then Answer is D (with C being the most correct.)
Being stranded is no fun. Being stranded without an emergency kit is more than no fun...it's the setup to every horror movie made in the 80's. Fill up a Koby with a flare, tire repair kit, flashlight, disposable camera, and protein bar and you can avoid a real life scary movie.